Here is my take on President George W. Bush's 12 toughest decisions while in office.
12. The red tie or the blue tie?
11. Should I give the thumbs up sign to the reporter from the Journal or from the Times?
10. Crunchy or Creamy?
9. What country gets called evil today?
8. Would I like Freedom Fries with that?
7. The New York Times crossword puzzle or internet porn?
6. Should I hang the "Mission Accomplished" banner or the "America, Love It or Leave It" banner or maybe I should go with the oldie but goodie "Mickey Mouse giving the finger with the tag line 'Hey Iraq'"... actually it will say Hey Iran, but the n is scratched off with a marker and a "q" is written in.
5. Crawford or Kennebunkport? Ah hell, both!
4. Leno or Letterman? Who am I kidding, Laura's done rode me roughshod by 11:30 I'm sacked out, I've got an early day tomorrow, have to be at the office by 9:30.
3. Fix Social Security or Bomb Baghdad? (lets not kid ourselves, that was an easy one!)
2. Do I call the Joint Chiefs of Staff "Sir?"
And hands down the toughest decision I had as President:
1. Do I rig the election in Florida or Ohio?
